"Verbogeny is one of many pleasurettes afforded a creatific thinkerizer."
Verbogeny

Google says: Results 1 - 10 of about 2,880 for verbogeny.

All but three of which are people quoting variants of the above sentence. A piece of accidental verbogeny that I seem to have inflicted on the net. Why not document such terms as may from time to time emerge innocent and carefree from my thinkerizer?

Forthwith:

Verbogeny
The art, practice, process, act, or habit of coining words.

Example: Verbogeny is one of many pleasurettes afforded a creatific thinkerizer.

Deimean
Associated with the moon Deimos.

Example: If you strike [the golf ball] so [it] departs the tee at circular velocity and at a tangent to the top of a perfectly level tee, then neglecting friction from the Deimean atmosphere the ball will travel in a circular orbit passing over the divot at a 1cm altitude after one orbital period.

Perideimon
The point of closest approach of an object orbiting the moon Deimos.

Example: If you strike [the golf ball] at greater than circular velocity, the orbit [of the ball] is an elliptical one with the perideimon 1cm above the divot.

Worng
A failed error diagnostic. (from Dan'l Oakes)

Example: We are the new mobile audio-animatrons. You will see many of us around the park. Do not be alarmed, we are perfectly programed, and nothing can go worng.

Pyrrhic Compromise
A solution to a problem that maximally pisses off all the parties involved.

Example: Intelligent design of a universe driven by natural selection! Is that a pyrrhic compromise, or what?

Update: Google finds two prior references to this phrase.

Proctonomics
Extracting numbers from a dark place.

Example: but "random numbers" sounds so much nicer than rectally extracted data points. How about "Proctonomics"?

iBattery
Non-removable battery in expensive portable electronics.

(e.g. Compaq's original iPaq PDA, Apple's iPhone, the 2009 Macbook Pro)

Example: I'm glad my original Macbook Pro didn't have an iBattery, or else it would have been trashed when the battery swelled out of its case.

DOWdotted
When a financial website goes offline because of people frantically reloading the DJIA.

Example:
Holy cow, the DOW just went down 980 points!
I can't see it, Google Finance is DOWdotted.

WASPonym
A whitebread pseudonym chosen to avoid letting a restrictive social networking site such as Facebook know that you're using a pseudonym.

ad hominid
The fallacy of pretending to be human when in fact being a troll.

Example: "The thread on Israeli-Palestinian relations devolved to hundreds of ad hominid attacks, and became meaningless."

Origin: Typo by a troll attacking Lionel Lauer on Google Plus

Source: Urban Dictionary "ad hominid".

Hebsplaining (pron: əbsplaining)
By analogy with "mansplaining". White (usually) French (usually) guys (usually) explaining why Charlie Hebdo's cartoons aren't actually vile ahem-parochial-ahem attacks on dark-skinned muslims because of France's tradition of biting satire and they're supposed to be offensive, OK.

Can't you take a joke?

[Note: I shouldn't have to say this, but I totally don't approve of blowing people away just because they're ahem-parochial-ahem SOBs]